Altair and the Fangirls

I'm kinda glad that Altair doesn't exist *dodges a flying dagger form somewhere* because if i were to ever meet him, i'd probably end up saying something really stupid. Like you know how when fan-girls meet a celeb they say stuff like 'OMG! Sign my shirt' 'Or sign my hand'. Well, with an assassin i'd probably say something like 'Altair, will you slit my throat for me.'

So yeah...